"Hi honey? It's me ... I'm sorry ... I won't be home for a few hours. Something's come up."
after I manage to compose myself I'm sure I'll think of something!!!!!
"Its time for summer camp, I have the tent!
The beach is that way
And to think I used to be afraid of black flag warnings!
"Is that a beer bottle in your trunks or are you happy to see me"?
Ahoy matey, raise the main sail!
You want a flag on that mast???
hey, hey sailor! ;)
I don't always put a beer in my shorts. But when I do, it's Dos Equis.
Come ride the wave.
Some get sea sick, I get a hard-on. What the big deal?
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