Yeah, these are big. But mine's bigger.
Would you like my sausage bloke?
This is big sausage. It's 100% pig that will fill you like no one else can
Come try my tasty sausage. Although, I'm sure the one in my pants is tastier.
Just a preview of what's going in my mouth later.
For the best flavor, always remove the skin from your sausage.
Fuller flavored sausages? You've said a mouthful!
Let me show you why they are called "bangers."
I'm getting paid a zillion dollars to hold this package of sausage. Ah, life is good.
This is my fav pic of him, he looks so cut here
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