1. Gimme More, Gimme More (to the tune of Britney Spears)
2. Me, Myself, and I...
3. Pass the lube dude....
4. Law and Order is on...maybe tomorrow night honey.
5. Get your freak on, Get your freak on (to the tune of Missy Elliot)
6. Much ado about nothing...
7. Other (You supply the witty comment!)
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I hate to say it, but for me it's #2 right now ... Me, Myself and I
4. Law and Order is on... maybe tomorrow night honey. My boyfriend and I haven't had sex in months. It's frustrating and when I try to talk to him about it, he gets defensive. He claims he's always tired, but he'll go out to the club once a week until 2 in the morning.
Life has become a big frigging fantasy :(
Me: Ivana Humpalot.
Him: Ivana Sleepalot.
7. What shall I make for dinner tomorrow and what I must remember to add carrots to the shopping list...
P.S - sadly my beautiful and gorgeous and sexy partner of more than a decade has lost interest in sex, or at least what he calls sex, which involves no penetration from anyone, and the occasional blowjob or jerk off when the stars align...
Lets see which Law & Order is on tonight...You know there are so many & of course there are on ones on the DVR...
Having been single for the last eight years I'm not sure which applies to me. How 'bout I blow the super cutie over there?
My sex life is like a trampoline. I mean- I don't have one. :)
Thought it was just me wishing I got more sex from my husband. 3 years together monogamous and I'm lucky to get penetrative sex once a week. Thanks other posters! So we really are like straight couples?! LOL, jk. Gimme More, Gimme More maybe?
Thought it was just me wishing I got more sex from my husband. 3 years together monogamous and I'm lucky to get penetrative sex once a week. Thanks other posters! So we really are like straight couples?! LOL, jk. Gimme More, Gimme More maybe?
It's #2 for me and has been for a LONG time. I'm a born again virgin.
Oh yes man
push your hand in a bit more.
sex education
7. Once more from the top.
I'm 18 years old and I'm still a virgin...
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